One more of the "things I can't do"...
Decorate.
I hate decorating. I find it painstakingly dull. Even the word "Decorating" fills me with boredom. Not just a slight feeling of *sigh*, but a proper instant full-on feeling of dread and loathing combined.
Dragging a brush over a wall for three hours to make it into a different colour seems like a fruitless task.
When you're putting up wallpaper you first have to remove the original wallpaper. Oddly, wallpaper isn't usually designed to come off easily, so you have to soak it a patch at a time and scrape it off in small, scratchy sections. When your wall is empty you then have to put some liner up, which is like plain paper. Finally you have to cover up the liner you've just put up with different paper. I cannot think of anything more frustrating. Seriously. There was paper on the wall already...... Why would you think of struggling for days taking it off only to put more back on? You're just making more work for NEXT time you want to de-paper your walls.
*sigh*
You know when you accidentally send a text to wrong person? You know that feeling of utter dread that sweeps over you? That is how I feel about decorating, but instead of instant dread replace the feeling with instant dispair.
(I know that on the list of things I cannot to, this is technically number 11 out of 10, and so I apologise profusely to anyone with OCD.)




